Saw it in a newpaper article on ice hockey and it said: "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"! Well, it was kinda of funny when I first read it!
2006-11-01 12:46:09 · 18 answers · asked by JEFFAVEGRL 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 16:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cute. Kinda corny. Not laugh out loud kind of funny, though. Something I'd expect of a fifth grader.
2006-11-01 21:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it does have a Reader"s Digest kind of flavor to it. It is not the worst I have ever been exposed to. I am getting ready to post a terrible joke if ur interested.
2006-11-01 20:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its kind of a think before u anwser q because if u didn't know things about ice hockey u wouldn't get it.
2006-11-01 20:51:23 · answer #4 · answered by bluechromz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tehehehehe... i think it's funny... it's near impossible to go to a hockey game and not see a fight... so it's funny... cause hockey game = fight
2006-11-01 21:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Curious Blair 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i like that joke i like hockey too
2006-11-01 21:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny once you think about it and know how violent hockey :-)
2006-11-01 21:06:33 · answer #7 · answered by awesome 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird, but not funny. Just weird.
2006-11-01 20:53:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda silly,almost like one i heard,about how the ASTROS can improve their playing,and someone said"jack up the stadium,an put a new team under it." ha ha ... :)
2006-11-01 20:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by curious1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is really wired and odd but yeah it kinda funny
2006-11-01 20:49:24 · answer #10 · answered by kat 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋