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Detective Leonard was always bugging his mate, Zack, to get an alarm system for the jewlery store he owned. On the end of the day that Zack had gotten it, where it would trigger if any window or door was opened, Ricky, his young assistant, cleared out the window displays, placed the felts of the precious stones in their locked drawers for the night, he anounced that he had to catch the bus and raced out to get it. Melanie, Zack's partner was putting on her jacket when she looked at the key pannel and asked if, so he didn't have to be the only one to lock up, Zack wanted to give her the code. He said no. She rolled her eyes and went out to hop onto the back of her boyfriend's Motorcycle. Zack told his last employee to go on home. he did, after switching off his computer. Zack and Leonard closed up the shop and set the alarm. An hour later, they returned to the shop to find it broken into. The entire place was trashed. 'Thanks to the alarm system,' said Leonard, 'we know who did it.'

2006-11-01 12:43:47 · 13 answers · asked by Smo 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Answer tomorrow!

2006-11-01 12:44:04 · update #1

CLUES:

The suspects are listed. So no, not the installer.

And It takes two minutes for the police to arrive at the scene. The police arrived before the Zack and Leonard.

2006-11-01 12:56:33 · update #2

Oh, and the buglars were already gone. It should have taken the buglars about five minutes to get all the stuff they got.

2006-11-01 14:04:54 · update #3

13 answers

the last employee who left before Zach & Leonard----------when he turned off his computer, it also turned off the alarm??????????????????

2006-11-01 13:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Detective Leonard

2006-11-01 13:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The alarm did not go off, so assuming that Leonard says he knows who did it, then the only person remaining would be the person who supposedly set the alarm. i.e. Zack.

Thanks for a riddle that actually has us thinking? Good one.

2006-11-01 13:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1 0

The guy that installed the alarm?

2006-11-01 12:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mark 7 · 1 0

the alarm installer

2006-11-01 23:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Que chingado dice ?

It's an insurance scam ! My mate pulled off the same **** last month !!!

2006-11-01 12:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jazz 4 · 2 0

The guilty party is deffinitley the Republican Party. Bush is such an idiot~!!

2006-11-01 13:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by mathrocks28 1 · 1 1

ricky, he only put the felts away? good question got me stumped. lol

2006-11-01 12:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Zack???

2006-11-01 12:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

"Not on her best day." Hank replied.

"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

"No, she's broke."

"Well then, is it sex?"

"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"

"She can sue me for child support."

2006-11-01 16:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0 2

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