Their once was a guy named________he liked to_____________so he told everyone, and they all gasped then laghed at__________so he went home and ___________but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge_________ on his face. Then he when home to _________.
THE END
(p.s. make it funny)
2006-11-01 12:37:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George Bush
try to run the country
him in front of his face
cried
idiot
Mars
2006-11-01 12:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by IhEaRtToMsAwYeR 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Their once was a guy named Bob he liked to Skip so he told everyone, and they all gasped then laghed at his shoes so he went home and cried but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge zit on his face. Then he when home to pop it.
2006-11-01 21:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a guy named Ruston, he liked to pick his nose so he told everyone, and they all gasped then laghed at what a sicko he was, so he went home and farted and said to himself, that is a kiss to ya'll who laughed at me, but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge bloody buger sticking out of his nose right by his lip which was unfortunately located on his face. Then when he went home to pick that sucker off and then decided to fluck it at his neighbor's window.
THE END
2006-11-01 21:04:31 · answer #3 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a guy named Larry he liked to admire his face so he told everyone, and they all gasped then laughed at his face, so he went home and cried but then he looked in the mirror and seen a huge zit on his face.Then he went home back to his mirror!
THE END
2006-11-01 20:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their once was a guy named Mitch he liked to dress up like a b**** so he told everyone, and they all gasped and laughed at him so he went home and told his girlfriend Kim but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge lipstick spot on his cheek. Then he went home to wash it off and put more on.
2006-11-01 21:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Shawty 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There once was a guy named "John Cena", he liked to "wrestle," so he told everyone and they all gasped, then laughed at "what he said", so he went home and "lifted weights", but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge "smile" on his face. Then he went home to "call his favorite WWE DIVA, which is me".!
2006-11-01 20:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by A_WWE_FAN_4LYFE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their once was a guy named long dick he liked to show his stick so he told everyone, and they all gasped then laghed at him and said your name might be long dick but your stick is really short so he went home and pulled on and played with his stick to make it grow but then he looked in a mirror and seen a huge splatter of nuts on his face. Then he when home to and told his wife tight vagina to lick it off then long dick said to tight vagina to take her skirt off so that he could stick his short d!ck in her loose vagina.
THE END
2006-11-01 21:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by awesome 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their once was a guy named Johnny he liked to kiss homos so he told everyone and theyall gasped then laughed at his lips so he went home and did Chicken Noodle Soup but then he looked in a mirrior and seen a huge sh** on his face. Then he went home to lick the sh** off.
2006-11-01 20:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Their once was a guy named Sergio he liked to expose himself so he told everyone, and they gasped then laughed at his small willy so he went home and tied weights to it but then he looked in a mirror and saw a huge testicle on his face. Then he went home to play with it.
2006-11-01 21:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by tommy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Christiano Ronaldo
Cry like a *****
Him because he's a child
Cried himself to sleep
Zit
The day care center
2006-11-01 21:52:10 · answer #10 · answered by will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋