If life gives you lemons....
2006-11-01 12:28:53 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NO, come on guys..I meant finish this riddle thing the way it's told.
2006-11-01 12:36:45 · update #1
then take them and eat them and then drink some water
2006-11-01 12:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by GUrjinder S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If Life Gives You Lemons, Pay for Them When You Can.
If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.
If life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your dang lemons
If life gives you lemons . . .
10. Don't confuse them with hand grenades (Identify the problem)
9. Give them to the school food drive (Determine if it's your problem)
8. Sell 'em on Ebay (Profit from the problem)
7. Paint them lovely pastel shades to create a colorful, playful center piece (Laugh at the problem)
6. Join a citrus support group (Share your problem)
5. Use as an all-natural, organic astringent (Grow from the problem)
4. Don't shoot the delivery driver (Forgive the problem-maker)
3. Graft to a lime tree to produce a refreshing, low-calorie soft drink (Take the problem to a higher level)
2. Grow your own orchard (Live a fruitful life despite—or because of—the problem)
1. Give off a refreshing fragrance (Living a lemon-fresh life)
Life is filled with lemons; those life-puckering, lemon-juice-in-the-eye events we all encounter.
If Life gives you A Lemon…
Know then
How to Make a Lemonade
Recognize the Lemon by its Juice
Focus on the Juice not on the Skin
Apply twist of creativity and imagination to squeeze the juice
If life gives you lemon, than make the most out of it!!!
2006-11-01 21:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If life gives you lemons you make lemonade
what the saying means is that in a bad situation you can turn it upside down and make it a better situation.
2006-11-01 21:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by smart smart. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If life give you lemons, deal with it until thing in your life gets better, weeping may come for a night but joy come in the morning.
2006-11-01 20:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by I am women 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The original is: "Make Lemonade"
I say...
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, buy yourself a new one. (automobile)
Hand them back :*)
2006-11-01 22:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by MsElainious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If life gives you lemons make lemonade . ^ _^
2006-11-01 21:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-02 00:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies
2006-11-01 20:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by pookeygaruk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha my way of saying it is...
when life gives u lemons...squeeze them in ppl's eyes...AND RUUUNNNN!
2006-11-01 20:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made lemonade
and then pour the lemonade
all over this question
2006-11-01 20:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if life hands u lemons...u make beaf stew!!
2006-11-01 21:07:45 · answer #11 · answered by damax569 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋