2006-11-01 12:23:21 · 20 answers · asked by RNM 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No what happened?
2006-11-01 12:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that the joke your looking for is this one. A man falls on the railroad tracks and gets cut in half so he gets up and his friend asks if he's all right and the man says no i'm all left.
2006-11-01 13:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by steven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, no, but I did hear of a guy who did lose his right ear, and his right side of his face was paralyzed.
2006-11-01 12:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
thanx 4 the
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2006-11-01 12:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 16:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can only swim in a circle, he keeps falling off his skateboard and his glasses keep falling off......
2006-11-01 20:43:25 · answer #6 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too right i did! there was nothing left left! he wasn't all right at all!
2006-11-01 12:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
johnny bravo you're on the spot
2006-11-01 12:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by idontknowsquat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad to hear he was "All right"
2006-11-01 12:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by ShumB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes No matter what he did,he was always right. Right??
2006-11-01 12:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋