2006-11-01 12:12:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2006-11-01 12:14:38 · answer #1 · answered by anne_s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 16:18:48 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a dog with no hind legs and a tin can on his nuts SPARKY
2006-11-01 12:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness Anne...that wasnt too bad.
:o)
2006-11-01 12:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋