An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
2006-11-01 11:25:56 · 11 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that great! i'll have to "TRY" and remember that one - seems i have the worst luck at trying to remember the punchlines.
thanks for the laff!
2006-11-01 11:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the pearl
2006-11-01 22:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by smart smart. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao hey that a good one love it âº
2006-11-01 19:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-11-01 19:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so wrong that it's almost funny!
2006-11-01 19:34:49 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-01 19:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i knew that guy who was doing that, i would probably kick his @$$.
2006-11-01 19:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by XOXOkrazykittyXOXO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! lucky man... that was funny!
2006-11-01 19:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by wingless angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny!
2006-11-01 19:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)haha
2006-11-01 20:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by dana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋