An elderley lady had cared for her parrot for many years. She had taught him to speak over 300 words and he could make up sentences.
The only problem she had was that every time he passed wind he would sniff and say 'bugger'
So one day when her vicar was coming for lunch she decided that to save embarassment she would stuff the parrots rear end with sealing wax so he wouldn't say 'bugger' in front of the vicar.
She served roast pork for the main course and it was then that the parrot broke the silent pauses intermingled with polite chatter as he stood up stretched, and squarked Eh Hem - Vicar!
The two diners looked up and the parrot recited the following:
"Poor little suckling poor little swine, sage and onion up your ***, ceiling wax up mine!" Aaaaaamen
2006-11-01 11:18:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-01 11:20:57 · update #1
hilarious
2006-11-01 11:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, keep em coming.
2006-11-01 11:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-01 23:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one hahahaha
2006-11-01 11:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-01 11:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-01 11:40:08 · answer #6 · answered by cinnamon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! that was good!
2006-11-01 11:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by wingless angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-01 11:31:19 · answer #8 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- that was good
2006-11-01 11:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋