Subject: A Nun & A Kiss
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
Well," the cabbie says, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. Number one, you have to be single and number two, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "Okay," the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying . My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's okay. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
2006-11-01 11:11:48 · 31 answers · asked by Ginnykitty 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha funny lmao omg that totally picked up my day
2006-11-01 11:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Dan Landers,
I have a confession to make; I'm so in love with myself that I spend a lot of money taking myself out to dinner and the movies and then if it all works out, I'd take myself to bed and then after that pass a cigarette back and forth, from my left hand to my right. I recently met a woman who I really like but I'm afraid to get too involved with her, for fear that I'd be cheating on myself and morally, I just can't do that. . . Besides, I recently got engaged to myself and I'd hate to break it off. . . it would upset my parents who are planning on a big wedding. What should I do?
Signed, Mr. Nar Cissist
http://www.tri-umphs.com/Humor/danlanders.html
2006-11-01 11:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by rickjfico 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Was funny the first time I heard it but not so much when I know what is coming. A good joke is funny even if you know whats coming.
2006-11-01 11:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw this exact same joke on here like 4 days ago. But it is still funny
2006-11-01 11:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's stupid, but funny lol And lezzbees can reproduce, just not naturally haha
2016-05-23 08:25:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny lmao love it ☺
2006-11-01 11:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao thats awsome
2006-11-01 11:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by DJMICK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's kind of funny.
2006-11-01 11:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by AnnaDuff 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats's funny I don't care who you are! But you know that you are hellbound for that one. Thanks for the great laugh!
2006-11-01 11:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kenya F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no it isnt no offense. try telling a yo momma joke they're hilarious
2006-11-01 11:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by Whateva 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋