difference between guts n balls?

Question

We've all heard about men having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the Definition
for each is listed below.


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are You still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of cheap perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the
balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

Answer 1

I thought the difference between guts and balls was about six to eight inches...

Answer 2

N^3 (N cubed) and 3n are two different things N^3 means N is multiplied by itself 3 times, so that is N * N * N. 3N means that N is multiplied by 3, which can also mean N + N + N. Example is replace N with 10. 10^3 = 10 * 10 * 10 = 1000. N^3 = 1000 3*10 = 10 + 10 + 10 = 30. 3N = 30 Hope this helps. :)

Answer 3

While were talking about peoples nether bits, I wonder if you know what the bit between a womans f****y and a***hole is called?. It's a Twernt, if it twernt for this her guts would fall out He He!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

This all depends on what your partner might think.Nice theory but not everyone goes for it . I liked your say on the matter though

Answer 5

great joke.......... but i think you should add a caution note after it............

Caution Men: Do not attempt, side effects are loss of guts or balls

Answer 6

hmmm - my husband might live with the guts, but he would loose his balls

Answer 7

lol confusion cleared

Answer 8

LMFAO OMG that is soooo funny

Answer 9

Funny... all there is to say

Answer 10

lol