One Monday morning the postman was walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.
"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the postman comments.
Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?"
The postman thought for a moment and said, "How do you play that?"
Bob replied "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our "privates" showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."
2006-11-01 10:46:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The postman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you didn't !" Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times........"
2006-11-01 10:47:40 · update #1
sorry - that should have been
The postman laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.
"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. "Your name came up seven times........"
2006-11-01 10:48:28 · update #2
lol, you kinda ruined the punchline, but props to you for an attempt to fix it.
2006-11-01 10:50:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
guy and spouse consistently have intercourse at night, one night they have been having mad warm passionate intercourse and the lady turns the mild on. To her horror she finds her husband with a intercourse toy in his hand. She is going ballistic! "You impotant ba**ard!!" she screams,,, "I cant have faith you have lied to me for a lot of those years"!!! The husband turns to his spouse, seems her rapidly interior the attention and says frivolously.. "ok.. i'm going to describe the toy... You clarify the infants"
2016-12-28 09:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I didn't get it, but i'll read it again.
Edit: I just read the last part. Pretty funny... There should be some emotion between the man and postman, or atleast the postman running away... I dunno...
2006-11-01 10:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by __Sean__ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
neither rain nor dark or snow will keep the postman away
2006-11-01 11:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang, that was one party I missed out on.
2006-11-01 11:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by dngy_blnd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Sean I got it lmao ☺
2006-11-01 10:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, v good.
Bit long mind Bob
2006-11-01 10:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, god i hope my hubby doesn't throw a party when he gets home, or the neighbors might be caught.......... lol Just kidding
2006-11-01 11:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaah lol thats a good one
2006-11-01 10:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, another good one.
2006-11-01 11:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋