It can be dirty.
2006-11-01 10:44:54 · 12 answers · asked by lbjms23cvs 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, baby, wanna fall in love?
2006-11-01 10:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
Objects in rear view mirror may appear larger. Want to get together behind my car?1 I went out with him. I love funny people!
2006-11-01 18:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by thirsty mind 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was in a bar in Arizona about ten years ago, anyway this really cute cowboy came in, he came over a asked me if I would hold his horse's reins, I just looked at him with my mouth hung open, I thought he was pulling a joke on me, but know that's the way he would pick-up girls.I was ROFL.It may not seem all that funny, but at the time, I was amused by it.
2006-11-01 18:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by Marna S 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard Habib from fat pizza say this.
I'm like the rubix cube, the more play with the harder I get.
Imagine hearing that with a Lebanese accent It's hilarious.
2006-11-01 18:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by Serath Kyonar 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Call the medics I must be hallucinating the most beautiful girl in the world is here!
2006-11-01 18:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bella Donna 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some guy just asked if I beleived in love at first sight, I said no, then he sked if he should walk by again...He is now in the hospital.
2006-11-01 18:49:46 · answer #6 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
'Grab your coat love, you just pulled'
'Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?'
'I love you like a fat kid loves cake'
2006-11-01 18:50:54 · answer #7 · answered by Alana B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If I told you, you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
2006-11-01 18:50:15 · answer #8 · answered by festus_porkchop 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
if you were a bogey i would pick you first
2006-11-01 18:55:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
*licks finger and rubs it on girl's shirt*
say, let's get you out of these wet clothes...
2006-11-01 18:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋