A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders
the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband
whispers to his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at
his
clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds.....
(more to follow)
2006-11-01 10:34:51 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
" He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it
was in the bathroom.... Be strong, honey. I love you too
2006-11-01 10:35:06 · update #1
he he he he he,
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That was a good one, thanks!!!
2006-11-01 10:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Coley 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She is in basic terms attempting to get rid of crumbs. In our abode, we devour the position ever we want. i'm eating contained in the computer room right this moment and my husband is eating on a tray in the front of the television. We not in any respect did the classic "dinner on the table" component even as our son became with us both except we had persons over.
2016-12-05 10:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2006-11-01 10:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey that is the best one I heard all night on this lmao lol ☺☺☺
2006-11-01 10:38:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before. Good joke! Lol
2006-11-01 10:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by esai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe, giggle
2006-11-01 10:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by sue l 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS THE BEST JOKE IVE HERD
Fantastic
2006-11-01 10:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Janjan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
after the 20th time hearing that joke it gets kind of old..but it is still funny.
2006-11-01 10:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. funny, but I've heard it before!
2006-11-01 10:37:02 · answer #9 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL... that's really funny to me but i don't think it'll be funny to the guys... the hubby desreved it... hahaha...
2006-11-01 10:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by ILuvMe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too old D minus
2006-11-01 10:38:56 · answer #11 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋