my friend is doin better then me and i need really good ones 2 beat her
2006-11-01 10:28:41 · 14 answers · asked by ") 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma is so hairy........she look slike shes got Buckwheat in a head lock.
Yo mamma is so fat........she carries a microwave for a beeper.
........her belt size is "equator".
........she uses a hula-hoop for a belt.
........when she wears a red shirt, all the kids yell, "Kool-Aid".
........she beeps when she walks backwards.
Hope these help!
2006-11-01 10:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by coachalbin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a website called aha jokes. They have got some yo momma jokes.
2006-11-01 18:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by pollywollydoda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one for you... yo mamma is so fat she keeps pictures of food in her wallet... this came on that Yo Mamma show...Im not sure what channel it on maybe MTV or VH1. check it out
2006-11-01 18:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by alananavarro22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat that when a bus hit her she said who threw that rock?
yo mamma so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo mamma so fat that whale sang to her we are family, even though your bigger than me
2006-11-01 19:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by I'm So Weird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to www.coolfunnyjokes.com
and click on yo momma jokes
Hope u dis her out with tham jokes!
Good luck!
2006-11-01 19:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and broke it into 4 quarters..yo momma is so fat she has calluses on her nipples..yo momma is so fat she has 3 smaller moms orbiting around her..yo momma is so fat she free bases ham..yo momma is so fat she has a gravitational pull..yo momma doesn't have to get outta bed to go to work..yo momma can suck start a harley..
2006-11-01 18:35:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat that when she goes on scale, it says to be continued...
2006-11-01 19:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dream.Big 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples
yo momma so fat even bill gates couldn't pay for her libo suction
2006-11-01 19:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Ananymos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yo momma is so fat the state built a 4lane highway across her butt"
2006-11-01 18:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by Robert H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo' mamma's so fat her waist size is equator
2006-11-01 18:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋