Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about many things.
The idea of a living will came up and I said to her:
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.
2006-11-01 10:27:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love it, your jokes are great keep them coming.
2006-11-01 11:47:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
living will is exactly that if you want to live even though you are in a vegetative state you need to express that. If not you should fill out the forms for a DNR which is a Do Not Resuscitate order stating you want no heroic measures to help save your life ie. ventilator, tubes, machines etc. That way if you are in a chronic vegetative state they will make you comfortable but not support your breathing etc. Any attorney or a hospital will have these documents. You should also make known in these documents and on your driver's license if you want to be a organ donor and what organs you wish to donate. Good Luck!!
2006-11-01 10:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by natmys333 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u don't dare to live ur live without a beer or a t.v,i bet u
2006-11-01 10:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill!
2006-11-01 10:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by esai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That definitely puts things into perspective , well done !
2006-11-01 10:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh heh thats funny short an funny i lik it
2006-11-01 10:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by Skye 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. its true of some men.. and women!
2006-11-01 10:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one :)
2006-11-01 11:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it, thanks. Mrs Eep will as well.
2006-11-01 10:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋