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ANswer this please be honest!

2006-11-01 10:21:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Aha! The age old question.

And I have the answer. Listen up everyone, this is the definitive proof, of what came first.

Let me tell you a story, a story of a young lad named Kevin J. He was walking across a farm one day, when he beheld an Egg lying on the ground. Next to the Egg was a chicken, and he sat on a rock and began to think. Which came first, the Egg or the Chicken. A Chicken is born from an Egg, but an Egg needs a Chicken to lay it.... so what came first.

After the seasons changed, Kevin J stood up, his finger jammed at the sky and with an excuberant cry he bellowed, "EUREKA!" Kevin J was excatic, for he had just solved the question that was created before time itself.

He grabbed the Egg, now prerry rotten after several months of sitting around, and picked up the remaining feathers of the chicken he had had to eat to keep his sustenance up for that time and wandered around the farm, looking for someone to tell his newfound knowledge.

Coming upon a farmer, he showed the man his Egg and Chicken feathers and exclaimed, "I have solved the riddle of what came first."

Gleaming with joy, he proclaimed the answer......



KEVIN J came first, for he discovered the Egg and Chicken before they discovered him.

Enjoy that knowledge.

2006-11-01 10:36:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1 0

The Kevin J. stuff is ok, but not universally correct. You see when God created the Earth he first in Genesis 1:21-22 created the Earth plants and Animals, and then he told them to reproduce themselves, then he created man and then the woman. He first created the Roster and the Chicken. They got together and made a family (those are the little eggs). It was all right there, if people only would read their bibles just a lit bit, and practice it, the world would be a better place.

2006-11-01 13:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by roadrunner_gt 2 · 0 0

It depends. Chickens evolutionlized from the T-Rex. But eggs make the chicken

2006-11-01 11:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The egg!

2006-11-01 10:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by pollywollydoda 3 · 0 0

If the chicken came first, then where did it come from? but if the egg came first, then where did it come from. I say the chicken came first because the lord created all living things, and the rooster would have to be there to make a fertilized egg, which makes a chicken, which makes an egg, which makes a chicken which............................................................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-01 14:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by baby oh's 3 · 0 0

the rooster and the chicken - it takes two to make a fertilized egg....

2006-11-01 10:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

chicken B/c eggs cant just aper!

2006-11-01 10:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

THE EGG

2006-11-01 10:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by cjmenace 1 · 0 0

the chicken.

2006-11-01 10:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by jess 4 · 0 0

im not sure but i hope someone at least got kissed

2006-11-01 11:42:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jana 5 · 0 0

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