Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see
at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong. Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
2006-11-01 10:03:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not really an answer but...I am not a number, I am a free man!
2006-11-01 10:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-11-01 10:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! That's cheered me up after a really bad day....thank you :D
2006-11-01 10:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by Leggy_Babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one..
2006-11-01 10:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2006-11-01 10:29:02 · answer #5 · answered by kitten6444 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-11-01 10:24:13 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I thought he'd end up in hospital Ha ha
2006-11-01 10:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!! wow that IS good!
gotta give u propz for that one!
2006-11-01 10:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by r.d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
nice one
2006-11-01 18:39:45 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
2006-11-01 11:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋