A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre*st. They are both quite startled.The man turns to her and says "Ma'am,if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.
A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that american Indians have the longest penises and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
"Tonto Papadopoulos, nice to meet you."
2006-11-01 09:50:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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cant stop laughing at the first one - its a corker!
keep em coming
2006-11-01 21:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was on this the other evening opps
2006-11-01 10:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was GREAT.... The second one kinda lame!
2006-11-01 09:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by Funny Bunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the first one chuck
2006-11-01 09:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both good well done
2006-11-01 09:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First is fab, second is not.
2006-11-01 09:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them.good jokes.
2006-11-01 09:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-11-01 11:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol: both very funny. ace!
2006-11-01 10:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones :)
2006-11-01 09:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by Shoush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋