This joke is not to offend anyone, and I'm Catholic, which reminds me that I have to go to mass tonight.... hope you like it
Three churches: The Baptist, the Lutheran, and the Catholic. All three churches had problems with mice. The baptist not wanting to harm the animals decided to just leave them there, the Lutherans also not wanting to harm them but be rid of them so they put as many as they could in cages and brought them 2 miles out to the country but they still had a huge problem with the mice. The Catholics had the best solution... the rounded them up, baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Told by a guest priest from TX who visited our church in IL
2006-11-01 09:40:48 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i've heard it before...but i still LOVE it!!
god, i could SO TOTALLY be one of those mice! :-) i only go to church on christmas and easter!! :-) except now my parents are making me... :-( srry if you, like, die of a heart attack from reading this! ;-)
2006-11-01 09:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was nice, not offending! By the way, I love your "320 useless facts" post! I learned a lot! Oh, and it's been proved that the thing with the horse's legs on the statue is completely a myth! I love the joke!
2006-11-02 17:22:02 · answer #2 · answered by I Heart ? (: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a Nice Clean joke
2006-11-01 17:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by jai h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha that's funny. I don't think that joke really does offend anyone. I like it.
2006-11-01 17:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by ._. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one, and I think it works with about every branch of Christianity, not just Catholics.
2006-11-01 17:48:26 · answer #5 · answered by esugrad97 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny, and I don't think it would offend anyone since it is worded tastefully.
2006-11-01 17:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Lily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, but sadly the mice are like some people
2006-11-01 18:22:08 · answer #7 · answered by Maurus B. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool i like it
2006-11-01 17:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by pjd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke,I don't think it would offend anyone either!!
2006-11-01 17:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ sexylove ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was a good one.
2006-11-01 17:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Laura L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋