Best Irish joke?

Question

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary! , "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Answer 1

Paddy went into a pub in Dublin. The barman says 'i got a riddle for you..my mother gave birth to a baby..it was'nt my brother and it was'nt my sister..who was it? After scratching his head for 5 minutes, Paddy says..'i give up!, who is it?...The barman says 'its me!'...Paddy says, 'thats a great one! 'i'll tell me best mate Mick'.....So Paddy tells Mick the joke and Mick cannot work it out either...'i give up says Mick...who is it?......'Its Jack O'Reilly from the Rose & Crown !' , says Paddy....

Answer 2

Very Good.
Is he the same Iish man who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats,and a Royal Enfield was were the queen kept her chickens?

Answer 3

Ha Ha
Very Funny.

Answer 4

Tee Hee Hee!

Answer 5

Irish here and love the joke keep them coming ok! lol want hot dirty jokes lmao

Answer 6

This joke has been on ebaumsworld forever, check it out.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/IrishToast.html

Answer 7

Tis very fonny,me lad

Answer 8

ha ha

Answer 9

best ive heard for a while

Answer 10

yes, that is the best irish joke