Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods, of Fletcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor ...
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
2006-11-01 08:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao hey great joke lol
2006-11-01 09:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a belly laugh for me! Its these type of jokes that keep me in this site.
:o)
2006-11-01 17:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love redneck jokes and such but, that just wasn't funny...sorry
2006-11-01 16:54:57 · answer #3 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol good one
2006-11-01 17:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-01 17:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2006-11-01 17:10:57 · answer #6 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before its okay
2006-11-01 17:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by kimberly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!!!!
2006-11-01 16:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you musta be a cracker....
2006-11-01 16:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by alananavarro22 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
your probably pregnant...???
2006-11-02 04:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋