Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES."
The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.
The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."
2006-11-01 08:38:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like you and your jokes i hope that you dont listen to that loser that wrote a stupid message on on of your other jokes!
2006-11-01 09:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Good one!
2006-11-01 08:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Classic....good thing those huzzies wernt blonde....lord only knows what would have happened! lol
2006-11-01 08:45:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I chuckled twice.
2006-11-01 08:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by shaqmc21 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Very cute!
2006-11-01 08:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Too clever...
I like how they got away with it, yet I hate promoting their job...
Hahaha
2006-11-01 08:49:09 · answer #6 · answered by Lazlouz 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ha ha
very funny
2006-11-01 09:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Never heard that one before.....very funny.
:o)
2006-11-01 09:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-11-01 08:54:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2006-11-01 09:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋