Harry is walking down the road when he notices an unusual funeral procession approaching the local cemetery. A hearse is followed by a second hearse and behind that walks a solitary man with a pitbull on a lead. Following behind the man are 200 other men walking in single file. Curious, Harry approaches the man with the dog. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but whose funeral is this?"
The man replies, "Well, the first hearse if for my wife. She died after my dog attacked her. And the second hearse is for my mother-in-law. she was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her too."
A thoughful moment of silence passes. "Any chance I could borrow your dog?" asks Harry.
"Join the queue," says the man.
2006-11-01 07:49:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very popular dog fidgety!
Old Mr O'Caseys health was failing,so his family decided to send him to Palm Beach for two weeks.As the holiday drew to a close,the old man died and his body was shipped back to Ireland.
As his family gathered around the open casket to pay their last respects, a nephew remarked: "Doesn't he look wonderful?"
"He sure does," said a cousin."Those two weeks in Palm Beach did him the world of good."
2006-11-01 21:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha....the row would exceed beyond the cound by the time the funeral reaches Grave Yard , for the Hero of the Day!!! Great One !!Hilarious One !!!
2006-11-01 07:57:04 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one I think I read that somewhere a long time ago. LOL Now I know what to look out for when my fiance and I go pet shopping, NO PITBULLS!!!! LOL :)
2006-11-01 07:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by EriksSweetheart 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard earlier but still Makes me laugh.
2006-11-01 09:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-01 08:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by L.R.O. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahahahahaa, very funny.
2006-11-01 07:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Chioma N 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why isnt the dog dead? if it killed two ppl then it should be put down, jokes need to have SOME reason in them, dont they?
2006-11-01 08:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love it, the whole house is still laughing.
2006-11-01 07:54:25 · answer #8 · answered by shnorkings 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA ha very good
2006-11-01 11:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2006-11-01 09:38:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋