LIke he quite campaigning for the Democrats because he is afraid the Republicans are going to KETCH UP!!
2006-11-01 07:49:16 · 11 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have two!
This guy died and went to heven, he meet Peter, who gave him a piece of chalk, "Before you can go thourgh the gates, you have to write all your sins on the chalk board so they can be wiped clean" he was told, so he went to find a chalk board
On the way he ran into Bush, "You done yet?" he asked Bush, "Yep! See ya on the other side". The man contiued on his way.
soon after,he meet Kerry, "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "Surprised to see you here" "Me too." Kerry answered, "Are you done yet?" The man asked Kerry, "No, not yet, I need to get more chalk"
Next one!
A guy dided and went to Hevaen, when there he saw a bunch of clocks, he asked Peter what the were, "Evertime someone sins, thier clock hand gos around one time," next the guy asked where John Kerry's clock was, "Oh thats in my room, I used it as a fan"
2006-11-01 08:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing new, but here's s a little something to hold ya over ........... Hillbilly Birth
Deep in the back woods, of Fletcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!"
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think there's another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor ...
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
2006-11-01 17:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think John kerry was meaning that people who have money send their kids to college and some men have to go into the military to get an education.
2006-11-01 15:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a bad joke but then again so is John Kerry
2006-11-01 15:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by brendagho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
John Kerry is a joke!!
2006-11-01 15:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one, but isn't it grammatically incorrect to use the words "John Kerry" and "joke" in the same sentence?
2006-11-01 15:52:02 · answer #6 · answered by djnav11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who hasn't...its all over the news...even non American news. I live in Germany and I hear about it.
2006-11-01 15:50:55 · answer #7 · answered by sukesgirl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope sorry lol
2006-11-01 15:50:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is the corniest thing I have ever heard.
2006-11-01 15:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Mister Jay 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope
2006-11-01 15:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by Trina T 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋