A golfer drives his new Honda into a petrol station. An attendant comes over and the golfer asks him to fill up the tank. As he fills up, the attendant sees a couple of tees on the passenger seat, "What are those things for?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies the golfer.
"But what are they for?" asks the attendant.
The golfer replies, "They're for resting my balls on when I drive."
"Blimey," says the attendant, "Those Japanese have thought of everything."
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How did the bad golfer hit two good balls?
He stood on a rake. :)
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Harry and Tom are on the golf course. "I wish my wife had never taken up golf," says Harry. "She spends so much time practising she's cut down our sex life to once a week."
"Count yourself lucky," replied Tom. "She's cut some of us out altogether."
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2006-11-01 07:42:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny fidgety.
Old golfers never die they only lose their balls.
Definition of a golf ball---A sphere made up of rubber bands wound up about half as tensely as the man trying to hit it!
Golf flag---Beacon to a rallying point where members of a foursome meet every 20 minutes or so to exchange alibis.
Golf hazard---Man-made difficulties,consisting of equal parts of sand,water,profanity and ulcers.
Did you hear about the London street market trader whe went for his first game of golf.His partner hit a wayward drive on the first tee and shouted "Fore."
"Three ninety - five," yelled the market trader instinctively.
2006-11-01 22:00:37 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...thanks
2006-11-01 16:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2006-11-01 15:53:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read it so I don't know whether or not it was funny. Everybody else read it and thought it was funny, so I guess I should say that was the funniest joke I nevere read. Really, the funniest.
2006-11-01 15:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funtastic Ones !!! Excellently presented !!! I liked them !!! Especilly the third one !!!
2006-11-01 15:48:56 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao love these jokes âº
2006-11-01 15:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-01 15:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-01 16:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol they are all good especially the last one!
2006-11-01 15:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest thing i have read all day
2006-11-01 15:47:24 · answer #10 · answered by Pretty Princess 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋