A man is marooned on a desert island for ten years. One day a beautiful woman is washed ashore and the man tells her his story.
"You mean you've been on this island all that time?" says the woman. "Tell me, did you smoke cigarettes before you were marooned?"
"Why, yes, I did, says the man.
"Here, have one of mine," says the woman pulling a packet out of her pocket. "Were you a drinking man before you got shipwrecked?" asks the woman.
"Why, yes, I was," says the man.
The woman reaches into her pocket and produces a small flask. "Help yourself," says the woman. "Since you've been alone all that time i guess you haven't played around in ten years have you?" says the woman.
"Good God!" says the man. "You don't mean you've got a set of golf clubs in there as well?"
2006-11-01 07:32:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Reminds me fidgety of the man who was stranded on a desert island with Bo Derek.At first,she tried to keep her distance but,out of sheer loneliness,the relationship became physical and for the next 4 months they enjoyed glorious sex.
Then one day the man said to her:"Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?" Bo was surprised to say the least,all the more so when he then asked:"Can I use it to draw a moustache on you?"
"I suppose so," she said wearily.So he drew a moustache on her.
Then he said:"Will you wear some of my clothes?" Bo was really disappointed but reluctantly agreed.So he got her to put on
an old check shirt and trousers.
Then he said:"Would you mind if I called you Bill?" By now Bo was really fed up with this apparent change in their relationship,but she went along with it." Ok, I guess you can call me Bill," she said.
Then he grabbed her by the arm and said:"Hey Bill,you won't believe who I've been sleeping with these last 4 months!"
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2016-12-05 10:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by levatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier when Ronnie Corbert told it on the 2 Ronnies, and that was about 20 years ago!!!
2006-11-01 07:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I so expected a different ending. Good one, though!!
2006-11-01 08:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...What a Dud to be encountered by the Babe.....Anticlimax at the peak of hormonal gush !!! Ha Ha Ha ......Nice one ! LOL !
2006-11-01 07:52:42 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one! I was expecting a totally different ending, but that one was way better!
2006-11-01 07:36:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats really sad a bunch of us shud go over there right now...
2006-11-01 07:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by mriee 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I find that one hilarious and will have to remember it for my partner...he's an avid golfer and think he would appreciate that one!!!!
2006-11-01 07:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
WAKAKAK!
Smart funny!
thank you for makin my day!
2006-11-01 08:13:17 · answer #9 · answered by Blue Moon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! didnt end as i expected!
2006-11-01 13:03:11 · answer #10 · answered by purplebobbed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋