there is only a little bit of toilet paper left and when you go to wipe your butt your finger rips the paper and you get poo under your fingernail.
2006-11-01 07:27:39 · 19 answers · asked by slaphappypimp 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
That was pretty funny!! Thanks!!! I needed that. It's been a long day. But...actually I've never had that problem. Make sure you wash your hands with some soap and get stronger toilet paper. Holla
2006-11-01 07:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The poo part has never happened to me but yes I hate it when there's only a little bit of TP left.
2006-11-01 15:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by bassmaim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHHH. Right...the paper has ripped...but, no pooh. Wash your hands. Lather em up at least 30 seconds. Next time, make sure you have all your supplies when you go to work.
Talk to you later. Sounds like you're the sh_ _.
2006-11-01 15:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya but if you like put your butt on the sink and turn it on you can wipe your butt with you fingers while cleaning your butt and fingers.Scientific studies chow that cleaning your butt with water is good for your health
2006-11-01 15:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mike 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha... thats funny. Poor guy. Thats actually never happened to me before. I use baby wipes when I poo!
2006-11-01 15:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by *karasi* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you used your finger as a poo stick
2006-11-01 15:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by lizella 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree! AAAAAGHH!
....But then I look around (even though I know I'm alone), put my finger slowly up to my nose, and carefully take a little whiff....
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!! Even WORSE!!!
I get the Gagging reflex!! Hack!! Haaaaack!!
Oh- this answer is going to get TONS of low ratings!!!
2006-11-01 15:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
im guessin u spend alot of time at home slaphappy
2006-11-01 15:29:54 · answer #8 · answered by &d. i. l. i. hawt; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol never happened to me sucks to b u lol rofl
2006-11-01 15:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes and there's a name for it..
it's called a Blowout... lol
2006-11-01 15:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by jairman2004 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋