new priest asks the old priest "what do you do if your nervous holding your first mass"?
Old priest says "I have a big water glass full of gin and when I got nervous I took a sip"
After the mass the new priest asked "How did I do"
the old priest said " Not bad, but.....
Daniel FIT the lions in the den, not beat the sh..out of them
Jonah didnt swallow that damn big fish
And they aint pullin peters at saint taffy's tonight.....
2006-11-01
07:18:37
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