Please keep it clean though.
2006-11-01 07:13:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i wonder if goldfish like cheerios lol
2006-11-01 08:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by milkshaker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sickest thing that ever entered my head was when a young colleague committed suicide. He used a hosepipe from the exhaust of his car. The next day, I said in the office 'Did you know that Gerry tried to change his religion before he died'. There was silence, so I continued - 'Yes, he tried to become a Catholitic converter'. I felt ashamed, but still to this day, I think it funny in a sick way......................
2006-11-01 15:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this didn't happen to me, but my friend told it to me and I cracked up!!! He was writing a fable for our English class, and his was about a monkey. He was trying to come up with how the monkey said things (ie. the monkey SAID, the monkey REPLIED). He tried a few things, but ended up with screamed. One of the things the monkey screamed was "Whatever". I can't do the voice over the Internet, unfortunately, but can you imagine a monkey screaming "Whatever!"?
Hilarious!
2006-11-01 22:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spam
2006-11-01 16:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG
the funniest thing is when my mum put dettol into a milk bottle and i drank it
2006-11-01 15:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once walked into the kitchen and without instigation or motivation, mumbled to myself "Time sucks, don't wear a watch"... That's pretty random and weird... :) lol
2006-11-01 15:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever licked a hemhorroid? If so, did it taste like a penny?
2006-11-01 15:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A watch.
2006-11-01 15:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by Jim F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋