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I went to the bathroom and I shaked it more than once.

2006-11-01 07:02:22 · 30 answers · asked by Special Olympian 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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As long as it was shaken, not stirred, you should be OK.

2006-11-01 07:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 2 1

Reminds me of when I was 7 years old and at my second or third Confession in the Catholic Church. I was a good boy and never had any sins to tell the Priest. However, I heard older boys talking about the 'sin' of getting pleasure from your body. Next time I went to Confession, I went through the ritual, then I said 'I got pleasure from my body Father'. 'How old are you' the Priest asked with surprise. 'Seven, Father' I replied. 'And how did you get this pleasure from your body my son' he asked. I proudly replied 'I was having a number two, Father, and really enjoyed it'..

2006-11-01 15:07:48 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1 0

Hell no! With a shake-shake here and a shake-shake there... You're a man why do you think he gave it to you in the first place? SHEESH!

2006-11-01 15:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by Rocko Barbella 4 · 0 0

If you would like to make fun of something, choose something other than God. He will not punish you for using the bathroom, but he will punish you for mocking him. You will get your judgment and all the blasphemy jokes will stop.

2006-11-01 15:07:29 · answer #4 · answered by blondvamp2010 1 · 0 2

Doesn't matter how much you shake it still drips

Can I blame god for that?

2006-11-01 15:04:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I assume it's not a loaner. If it really belongs to you, I say shake it all you want. Just not around me. lol

2006-11-01 15:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, shake it all you want, probably the only time it gets touched!!

2006-11-01 15:06:34 · answer #7 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 1 0

And God shall open up the heavens and let his fury down upon thee..

2006-11-01 15:04:17 · answer #8 · answered by www.treasuretrooper.com/186861 4 · 0 0

God won't but your wife might punish you big time.

2006-11-01 15:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, he won't punish you but the person in the next urinal might. If you splash on him, that is.

2006-11-01 15:04:25 · answer #10 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 1 0

Yuck! If I were God I would strike you down :) LOL only joking!

2006-11-01 15:05:32 · answer #11 · answered by Theolojohnian 1 · 0 0

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