What price is your perfume?

Question

An old man is riding in a lift with two glamorous women. One woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag and sprays her neck. She turns to the other woman and says, "Romance by Ralph Lauren...£150 an ounce."
The other woman takes a perfume bottle out of her bag, sprays herself, and says, "Chanel No.5...£200 an ounce"
The lift stops and the doors open. The old man steps out and lets off a huge rumbling fart. As the doors close he looks back at them and says..."Broccoli, 49p a pound." :)

Answer 1

Hi!

That's a gud un!!

I'm gonna tell the kids that one in the morning - they'll love it!!

Thanks for the giggle!!

Answer 2

Reminds me of this one fidgety'.
This bloke is really deperate for a crap,so he nips into a nearby crowded pub.He looks around and sees that the toilets are upstairs,so he pops up there.When he gets up to the first floor,he can't find them.Eventually after several minutes of hunting around he finds a hole in the floor and decides it's better than dumping on the floor,so he craps into it.When he's finished he goes back downstairs thinking he'll have a quick beer.To his
shock,the place is deserted;just the landlord standing behind the bar."Where is everyone?" he asks.The landlord look at him in amazement."Where were you when the sh-t hit the fan?"

Answer 3

Well, there's perfume and there's perfume I suppose. I'll take the Chanel.

Answer 4

Ha Ha Ha ....Old man with young heart and naughty brain with excellent sense of Humour !! Good piece of Work ! I really liked it !!

Answer 5

Mine cost £300 quid but I don't use it all the time

Answer 6

I would've said "baked beans, 40p a tin".

Answer 7

Really enjoyed that one very good

Answer 8

Hahaha that is nasty but sick. hahaa i love it. 49p broccoli. haha

Answer 9

i would have said sprouts aldi 40p apound

Answer 10

eheheheh cool