I M me to talk, I'll talk about anything! :)
One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady.
As he is sitting there talking with her, he
notices a bowl of peanuts sitting on the table in
front of him.
'Do you mind if I have a few peanuts?' he asks
the lady.
'Help yourself,' she replies.
After about an hour and a half visit, he gets up
to leave and notices that he has eated almost all
of the peanuts in the bowl.
'I apologize,' he says to the elderly lady. 'I
only meant to eat a few.'
'That's okay,' says the lady, 'Since I've lost my
teeth, all I've been able to do is suck the
chocolate off of them.'
2006-11-01 06:44:42 · 23 answers · asked by kisme86 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awww,......thats just plain nasty! lol yuck! that was a surprisingly twisted ending....wasnt expecting that....gross! lol
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2006-11-01 06:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eewww
2006-11-01 14:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck, I heard a similar one though about sugared almonds.
2006-11-01 14:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn NOT expecting that ending! Funny though... I liked it, 8/10 *s.
Anyway, very cute and twisted... I LIKE IT.... Muwaaa haa haa!!!
2006-11-01 14:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gets the salt off yum yum
2006-11-02 17:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahha ewwwwwww thats nastyyy hahaha
2006-11-01 15:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-11-01 14:47:24 · answer #7 · answered by Dee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!! That's prettty cute!
2006-11-01 14:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No problem at all ....you can have few more , if you can come after few hours !!!" ..........Ha Ha Ha ...Poor Preacher...got a preching of his life !!! Nice one !! Hilarious one !!!
2006-11-01 14:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh.
2006-11-01 16:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋