Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceded on home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
2006-11-01 06:25:32 · 20 answers · asked by chij onpala 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny as .......
keep them coming
2006-11-01 06:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
truthfully me and a few of my peers used to do a few of these on sunday afternoons (most effective 10, eleven, thirteen, and 14). used to freak out the wal-mart persons specifically while I did quantity 14 within the center of the shop no longer figuring out one used to be following me and quantity 10 within the wearing items. Though one of the most others I truthfully would not have the heart to do.
2016-09-01 05:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never resond on here unless I believe the joke is funny. I like that one.
^_^
2006-11-01 06:43:52 · answer #3 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that one did make me laugh out loud! Good one!
2006-11-01 06:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by peachy78 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously funny! I love it!
2006-11-01 06:36:13 · answer #5 · answered by mxzptlk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-11-01 06:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by pdkflyguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was funnier then number 3!!!!!! I cant wait for number one!!!! GREAT JOB.
2006-11-01 06:41:04 · answer #7 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 07:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....thanks...I needed this today.....I've got to write this down and tell it to my husband.
2006-11-01 06:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by lisa46151 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-01 07:12:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋