A couple was sitting up waiting for their 13 year old son to come home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.
"Hi mom! Hi Dad" he said breathlessly. "Guess what? I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son, you talk to him" Then she left the room,
The father said "son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it"?
"That's ok, Dad" said the boy..."I couldn't ride it right now anyway, my *** is too sore!!!!!"
2006-11-01 06:23:17 · 14 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that was tooo funny..terrible but hilarious!
2006-11-01 06:46:50 · answer #1 · answered by jobseeker_3212005 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ooh noooo I wasn't ready for that punch line!!! LMAO
2006-11-01 06:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha sounds a bit like my first date
2006-11-01 06:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by t 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't expecting that punchline, but it did make me laugh.
2006-11-01 06:35:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 07:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool, nice one.
2006-11-01 07:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol veeeery good one
2006-11-01 10:16:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny LOL
2006-11-01 09:48:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that excellent
2006-11-01 06:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by bit of fluff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - good one.
2006-11-01 06:26:28 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋