If God asked u to make Him a nice dinner...?

Question

What would you make Him? AND for dessert?

Please don't bother if u are just going to put mean answers.:o]

Answer 1

a great big juicy steak smothered with onions. a baked potato with chive sour cream, corn on the cob smothered in real butter, hot biscuits with honey, a tossed salad with plenty of French or Russian dressing, glasses of iced tea, and for desert a green tomato pie -- the best pie ever -- with Swiss cheese to go along with the pie of course

Answer 2

well, Jesus seemed fond of fish; the Buddha was a vegetarian, Krishna probably wouldn't dig on beef, and Jews are supposed to keep kosher, and Muslims Halal; I'm a big fan of Sushi, so I guess I'd make sure the fish was kosher and halal, and make sure that I have some california rolls...

And maybe some palak paneer on the side, too!

For dessert--how about a "garden of eden" smoothie--everything but apples.

Answer 3

وَمَا خَلَقْتُ الْجِنَّ وَالْإِنسَ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُونِ

51.56 . I created the jinn and humankind only that they might worship Me .

مَا أُرِيدُ مِنْهُم مِّن رِّزْقٍ وَمَا أُرِيدُ أَن يُطْعِمُونِ

51.57 . I seek no livelihood from them , nor do I ask that they should feed Me .

إِنَّ اللَّهَ هُوَ الرَّزَّاقُ ذُو الْقُوَّةِ الْمَتِينُ

51.58 . Lo! Allah! He it is that giveth livelihood , the Lord of unbreakable might .

فَإِنَّ لِلَّذِينَ ظَلَمُوا ذَنُوباً مِّثْلَ ذَنُوبِ أَصْحَابِهِمْ فَلَا يَسْتَعْجِلُونِ

51.59 . And lo! for those who ( now ) do wrong there is an evil day like unto the evil day ( which came for ) their likes ( of old ) ; so let them not ask Me to hasten on ( that day ) .

فَوَيْلٌ لِّلَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا مِن يَوْمِهِمُ الَّذِي يُوعَدُونَ

51.60 . And woe unto those who disbelieve , from ( that ) their day which they are promised .

Answer 4

lamb.

and for dessert? devil's food cake.

Answer 5

Death By Chocolate, see recipe.