What's a witty reply to someone who says, "Was I talking to you!?"?

Answer 1

Sorry, were you saying something intelligent.

What makes you think you are that important.

I was listening to see if you barked, like your mother.

I'm busy at the moment, can i ignore you some other time.

I know you are no-body's fool but perhaps someone will adopt you.

You are the kind of person who can say nothing, and mean it

Sorry, i was interested to see whether you could fart and speak at the same time.

Answer 2

Oh, I'm sorry, I just thought you needed someone intelligent to speak to you.

or

Is your memory in the same place as your manners?

Of course these only work if you were a part of the conversation to begin with.

Answer 3

Well, you were loud enough. The whole office can hear you.

If you lowered your voice, the rest of the office can get back to work.
Or, if you lowered your voice, the rest of us can continue working without hearing you bellowing throughout the office.

Answer 4

Are you not the best person to know who you were talking to?

Answer 5

I always liked, "If I wanted any lip from you I'd pull your pants down."

Really only works on a guy, but usuable in SO many situations...

Answer 6

Simply say, "Don't know. Couldn't tell." Add a smile for effect if you like.

Answer 7

Were you?????

Did you notice someone listening?

And your point is.....

You don't have the mental ability to converse with me.

Did they finally train monkeys to talk?

Hmmm,,,,....

Answer 8

Is that under the realm of something I give a **** about?

Answer 9

"Obviously not coz I don't make it a habit of responding to people whose intelligence level isn't quite up to standard....."

Answer 10

Say "were you talking to yourself?"