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A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it.
Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"



One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

2006-11-01 05:31:19 · 9 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

WOW no i just had to send that one to my sister very good

2006-11-01 05:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1 0

First off, stop switching how you spell blonde...And second, you told it wrong. it goes...

Two blondes are at a bar and they toast. Another man walks up to them and says, "Why are you toasting? Do you think I could join?"
They look at him and then say..."Well, of course you can, and we're toasting b/c we finished a puzzle, In 4 days!"
The man looks at them and says, "Thank you, why is finishing a puzzle in 4 days good though??"
"Because," The woman answers.. "It said 3 years and up."

2006-11-01 07:39:41 · answer #2 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 1 1

Poor blonds..... they get some bad jokes thrown their way!! But funny - I love em!

2006-11-01 05:34:48 · answer #3 · answered by Topez 6 · 0 1

hehehe it seems that today is a blonde day lot of blonde jokes

2006-11-01 05:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 0

loved it... it is when i read things like that, that make me glad I'm not a blond

2006-11-01 05:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

ive never that one before--really funny :)

2006-11-01 05:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1 0

That was good, never expected the outcome of that one.
~ Thanks For The Laugh! ~

2006-11-01 05:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by MsElainious 4 · 1 0

That is brill

2006-11-01 06:29:47 · answer #8 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 1 0

i love it , very, very funnie

2006-11-01 05:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by sherry 3 · 1 0

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