so men can remember them
and before anyone says that i must really hate men i dont
2006-11-01 05:27:10 · 25 answers · asked by bit of fluff 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's a good one that isn't too short.
A blonde and a brunette are watching the news, where a man is going to jump off a building. The brunette says "I betcha 10 euro that he'll jump". The blonde says "I betcha 10 euro that he won't". So they accept.
Then the man jumps. The blonde starts to give the brunette the money when the brunette says "I can't take your money, i saw this on the 5 'o' clock news already". The blonde says "Yeah, I saw it too, I just didn't think he'd jump again"!!
2006-11-01 05:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I thought they were short so You don't lose the attention of the blonde being told the joke.
2006-11-01 05:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
b/c we usually need it to b short. If it was any longer, it would take a week b4 we'd fig. out what the joke ment. It usually takes me a couple min. and if i still dont get it, one of my friends tells me. It gets really bad sometimes!:)
2006-11-01 05:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it Fluff,,,, Keep it going girl,, its near time there were men jokes on here its greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat thumbs up girl
2006-11-01 05:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's the best joke i've heard on here all week and i'm a man!
2006-11-01 05:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by bluenose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol..nice one...prove that ur not a man hater,and that ur a true blonde by adding me to ur yahoo messenger!!
2006-11-01 05:37:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥addy♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no its so the blonde will get the joke and ur answer as well
2006-11-01 05:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh maybe because blondes have an attention span of 2 seconds....
2006-11-01 05:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by lifechanges4thebetter 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Blondes don't comprehend too well when it comes to more than a few words or long conversations
2006-11-01 05:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by taffy2513 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a so unflattering question,blondes are beatiful so to are brunettes. but what about fake blondes that dye their hair there not dumb then are they there proberly mousy,ginger auburn,grey,brunette. or are you really saying then that all woman are dumb whats it to be.
2006-11-01 05:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by porker animal 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋