If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.
2006-11-01 04:56:40 · 11 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i think im gonna have 2 change my message every single day so i can use all the ones i ♥ which is like ALL of them! lol
2006-11-01 04:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The brushing the teeth one is one of the only ones I thoguht extremely funny. Good job.
2006-11-01 05:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by cia939 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi King
now they are absolutely brilliant going back to give you 3 Thumbs up for them
2006-11-01 05:03:08 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the "right to remain silent" and the "brushing our teeth"
2006-11-01 05:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by jasonheavilin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last one is funnie but i love all of them
2006-11-01 05:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello?.....hello? hellooooo? i can't hear you! what? i got a lot of static. just leave your name and phone number and i'll call you when i get it.
2006-11-01 05:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by jqdsilva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
different and silly, but in a good way
2006-11-01 04:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just sh*te and you have too much spare time
2016-05-23 03:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the 2nd one- pretty cute :)
2006-11-01 05:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao!!!
kong rules!!!
2006-11-01 05:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋