Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
2006-11-01 04:55:22 · 8 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey, pick up, come on i know you're there this is like really important.
there you are!
are you a registered voter?
2006-11-01 04:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant greeeeeeeeeeeeat and still LMAO from the 1st ones
2006-11-01 05:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello. hello? hello? listen, if you're not going to talk to me then have the decency to leave a message.
2006-11-01 05:03:48 · answer #3 · answered by jqdsilva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are amazing im gonna use the last one...cuz im that damn important! lol
2006-11-01 04:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the first one its fantastic!!!
2006-11-01 05:02:49 · answer #5 · answered by HereweGO 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it especially the last one
lol
2006-11-01 05:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he were gonna try the 3rd one- nice.
2006-11-01 04:58:11 · answer #7 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao!!!!
2006-11-01 05:41:04 · answer #8 · answered by DR. WHO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋