A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."
The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house."
The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."
Then the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man."
The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."
The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
2006-11-01 04:52:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats funny but youre not giving my kind a rest though are you
heres one i hope you will enjoy
a man and a women started having sex in the dark forest after 15 mins the man say "damm i wish i had a flash light
"the woman says "me too youve been eating grass for the past ten minutes"
2006-11-03 00:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by sxc gal 4 u 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"
2006-11-01 05:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by mohoshe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's hardly giving the blondes a break but it's a good one!
2006-11-01 05:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by bluenose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! wow that lady doesnt journey like interpreting it! how lazy and u can loose your account for answering a question just to get 2 aspects. checklist her lol....i presumed it substitute into humorous, is it a smart blonde?
2016-12-09 00:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard like a billion times before but still funny
2006-11-01 05:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not giving blondes a break though is it? Yes i did get it...yes im blonde.
2006-11-01 04:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by herbal ashtray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny love it
2006-11-01 05:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, i might tell me m8s
2006-11-01 05:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by HJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha LOLs
2006-11-01 04:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-01 05:04:50 · answer #10 · answered by Diamond D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋