-help wanted, must be organized, able to type and be bilingual-
the dog walks in the office. the hiring manager sees the dog in front of him and is stunned. she says: "i'm sorry, but we don't hire animals. why you wouldn't know how to even organize anything". so the dog picks up a pile of documents and organizes in a perfect alphabetical order. the manager is surprised, but still imposes: "that was impressive, but i'm sure that dogs can't even type". so the dog heads to a computer and types a 1000 word essay in under 5 minutes. now the manager is really awed by what she sees: "wow, amazing. but still we wouldn't be able to hire you. you don't even speak a second language". so the dog looks at her and says: "meow".
2006-11-01
04:47:01
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