A man goes into a chemist and asks for a packet of condoms.
The pharmacist says I'm really sorry, we have just ran out,
Why don't you try Boots.
He replies, Boots? I want to break her in not boot her in.
A lady went into the same chemist and asks for a bag of cotton wool.
The pharmacist replies "Oh, do you roll your own??
I went into Boots the chemist the other day, they have a huge display of Tampax, with a sign above saying "For the Christmas period only"
What do you do if an elephant comes down your chimney??
Swim for your life!!
How do you know if an elephant has had it off??
Your grass is flat and your bin-liners are missing!!
I apologise for these jokes, I just couldn't help myself. hahaha
2006-11-01 04:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't like them, just say and I'll stop, hahaha
2006-11-01 04:49:52 · update #1
LMAO HAHA REAL JOKES GETS A BIG THUMBS UP
2006-11-01 04:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
These were cute. I liked the elephant one the best!!!
2006-11-01 12:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Pinky 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
umm
2006-11-01 12:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by Diamond D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! dont worry i couldnt help laughing
2006-11-01 12:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-01 12:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by twysty 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good ones!!! LOL
2006-11-01 12:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol no they're hilarious! thanks for the laff = )
2006-11-01 19:57:11 · answer #7 · answered by Jana 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋