... to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said "Please don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! " The passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn't realise a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, " I'm sorry, its really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab. I have been driving hearses for the last 25 years!" Thought this might bring a smile to your faces on this cold November eve!!!
2006-11-01 04:18:50 · 22 answers · asked by A1bear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was original! Did make me smile, more of the same please!!
2006-11-01 04:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughed my head off
2006-11-01 08:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2006-11-01 04:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Steven L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't blame the poor guy, he was so engrossed in his former job where fares were never paid...that was a nice one
2006-11-01 04:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by Junior 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To funny Dead men walking
2006-11-01 04:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha thats a good one LOL
2006-11-01 10:02:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is halarious unlike the other corny crap that they are trying to feed us
2006-11-01 04:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by Brittany W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, didnt expect that one. Nice.
2006-11-01 04:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by Barbi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, wrong...wrong...wrong...funny! LMAO
2006-11-01 04:42:50 · answer #9 · answered by Mom to Foster Children 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-01 04:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-11-01 04:22:47 · answer #11 · answered by Jill 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋