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A guy walks into town from California....a bit of a loner, a surfer with the full tan look all over.
HHe walks into the first bar and shouts'a drink to everyone i've come across the mine of an old prospector and get me some nuggets from it'
he pulls out a nugget and throws it onto the bar.
I don't have time to return to the mine i came to town for a shower,a shave and a feed, who will buy this map of the mine from me for $1000,000.
the sheriff hears this,looks into his face really carefully and tells him to leave town as he is an imposter.
how did the sheriff know?

2006-11-01 04:17:04 · 10 answers · asked by roddersldn 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Miners aren't tan.

2006-11-01 04:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by unitedwestand7s 3 · 1 0

Is there like no gold mines in that state or something?
Or you could tell by the gold when he throws it as it is denser than normal rock or iron pyrites, also softer.

It could be the gold was "panned" ie came from a river not a mine, so a mine map is useless.

2006-11-01 04:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by budda m 5 · 0 1

cause he was obviously pulling a scam---if nothing else who usualy has a million bucks? w/ the chances so low of fnding a buyer--you wouldnt want to advertise that your just carrying around gold nuggets, or the deed to the mine.... seriously how could he not know.

2006-11-01 04:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

guy falls out of a 22 tale development and survives (he replaced into on the 1st floor). individual hung himself, yet no longer something to stand on interior the room, in basic terms a puddle of water. (He stood on a block of ice) there is one approximately 2 people having dinner, the two food are poisoned yet in basic terms one dies. (The poison replaced into interior the ice cubes, one drank slowly and the ice cubes had time to soften). seek on line for some thing like "lateral questioning puzzles."

2016-10-21 02:23:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a full tan look all over - where did he pull the nugget out of?

2006-11-01 04:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0 0

because who would want a map of the mine. you still wouldn't no were the mine was. you would need a map to the mine not of the mine. so obiviosly he's scamming ppl becuse all they get is a map of the mine not to it.

2006-11-01 04:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by dragonslayer86 2 · 0 0

hmmm because he had a tan....if he was in the mine he wouldnt be tan he would be all dirty and black! or because he didnt have a beard lol

2006-11-01 04:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

he didnt have facial hair and thus wasnt out in a mine

2006-11-01 04:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0 0

he was the sherrif. and he was looking into the mirror

2006-11-01 04:24:19 · answer #9 · answered by species8472 6 · 0 0

he hadnt had a shave

2006-11-01 04:21:37 · answer #10 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0 0

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