On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, 'Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?' The kid says, 'Yeah.' The cop says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.' The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, 'By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?' Humouring the kid, the cop says, 'Yeah, he sure did.' The kid says, 'Well, next year tell Santa to put the **** underneath the horse, instead of on top.'
2006-11-01 03:45:10 · 8 answers · asked by ~Shy~Girl~ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. hahaha that`s funny! :P
2006-11-01 03:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by BurntxOrange 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm.. the boy's name should be Johnny
2006-11-01 11:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny hahaha
2006-11-01 11:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah HaYwIrE!?1♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 11:47:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-01 11:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-01 11:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by mjkinoh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good!
2006-11-01 11:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by GAgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha,.......ha, ha! Great!
2006-11-01 11:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋