I HATE THIS!!!, I don't know what to ask hmmmmmmmm just tell a joke or quote something or something like that

Answer 1

hmmm - be careful someone might report you for not really asking a question. Not me - but the censor bumholes will find you..........

Answer 2

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, 'Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war...could you help me?'

'Of course, my son', Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly.

When Jesus turned to heal the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, 'Don't touch me! I'm on long term disability.'

Answer 3

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in and animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I coma one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi.'

Answer 4

Here's a good question for you.

"What have you learned in all your time here on Y! Answers?"

Answer 5

aight got a joke for you.... there was an ant on a toilet seat......... and he got pissed off!!! lmao

Answer 6

or something....lol