so the sheep dont here the zip
2006-11-01 03:17:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Speedy - so far it's gone straight over the Americans' heads.
By the way, I like it.
2006-11-01 03:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because we're a bunch e hard basta**s and if yuv got any'hin te say aboot it I'm going to have to come lookin fur ye and kick the S**T oot e ye.
Now that I've seen more answers - what's all this Welsh nonsense? - aye, they maybeez like a sheep every now and again, but when did they start wearin kilts?????????
In Aberdeen they put the front legs over the wall, hind legs in the Wellies, but Inverness sheep find that degrading and like to involve kissing!
2006-11-01 03:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by paulobfunky 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I have only dared to look once, when I was on a night out with some mates. I was at the bar getting the drinks in next to a girl I did not know and this cute guy in a kilt. This girl and I looked at each other looked at him and lifted his kilt to find a lovely firm round hairy bottom. My friends and I chatted to him and his mates all night. The next day I was at the corner shop getting the newspaper and him and his friends were there, I had just one thing to say to him when he said hello..."Hy didnt recognise you with your trousers on" I dont know who blushed more !!
2016-05-23 02:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The young lassie asked the ageing Scotsman:"What exactly is under your kilt?"
"Why don't you take a look?" said the Scotsman.
"Och," she shrieked lifting up his kilt,"it's gruesome!"
"Aye," replied the Scotsman,"and if you stay a few moments it'll have grue-some more!"
2006-11-01 03:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..so that English woman ALWAYS ask "What have you got under that kilt"..and we usually answer "My name is McDonald..do you wanna see my quarter-pounder" ;))
Take Care..We Scots are here, there, every xxxxwhere..
Mark..
2006-11-01 03:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Nigel.
Great.
Bloody little englander with no grasp of his own language.
No wonder the rest of the world loathes you.
Up yours Nigel!
2006-11-01 03:29:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was the Welsh.
How do you tell a true Scotsman?
He's got dandruff on his shoes!
2006-11-01 03:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say to hide your mother's lipstick. Sorry. I'm Scottsh and I think that's damn funny.
2006-11-01 07:40:48 · answer #8 · answered by jokerscrowbar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tradition and culture
2006-11-01 03:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by Brad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh? shouldn't that be welsh but they don't wear kilts so that wouldn't work either
2006-11-01 03:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋