If pigs could fly, we'd all..........?
2006-11-01 03:17:11 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
be thinner
2006-11-01 03:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kelly D 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
be getting sh*t on....n nothing smells worse than piggie poo! lol
Just picture people walking around in ponchos and carrying super-heavy duty umbrellas....i know the car-wash industry would be booming....and windshield wiper fluid would be a necessity! lol
=O)
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2006-11-01 11:29:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
more men would be able to hook with a girl when they say WHEN PIGS FLY!
2006-11-01 11:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jasmine M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if pigs could fly, we'd all be catching umbrellas for sure.......
2006-11-01 11:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
eat pigs and fly.
2006-11-01 11:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by diamondprincess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
have longer shockers!!! And bar b q pig wings
2006-11-01 11:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by 96' Subaru Impreza L 2.2l 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not be forced to devote our lives to meaningless things like "working retail"
2006-11-01 12:18:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get an eye put out!
(and you thought bird droppings were bad... wait till you see their droppings.... Dont look up!!!)
2006-11-01 11:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Keith Perry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have airmailed bacon.
2006-11-01 11:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
need umbrella's because that sure wouldn't be bird poo dropping on our heads?
2006-11-01 11:46:18 · answer #10 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look Up!
2006-11-01 11:21:23 · answer #11 · answered by alysinvunderland 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋