a blonde woman walked in the pub smiling with dog poop in her hair on her face and all over her clothes,
she said to her friend
" look what i nearly trod in"
2006-11-01 02:45:54 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have any money.... and I must get a message to her, it's urgent!... I'll do anything to get a message to her." The clerk replies "Anything?". "Yes.... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde. He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him. "Unzip me..." She does. "Take it out..... go ahead." She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead... do it..." She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
2006-11-01 02:50:25 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it.
2006-11-04 09:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yum yum hee hee lol funny
2006-11-01 09:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute - haven't heard this one before!@
2006-11-01 03:18:55 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... Great joke! :D Have a great day!
2016-05-23 02:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-01 02:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one hehehehe!
2006-11-01 02:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww
2006-11-01 03:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ploppy pants you are gross
2006-11-01 02:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross
2006-11-01 02:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋